21 Hours Missing

As you can tell, we're playing a bit of Through the Looking Glass here. The theme is "Off With His Head."

The sword is quite real. Quite sharp. It's on of those Arabic type things so it's wholly possible it's seen this type of action before. You know, blood, guts, decapitated hubbies writhing like newly landed fish on the cold, hard floor.

Anyhow, that's what we're looking at if you don't cough up the cash. Starting coughing or Chet starts bleeding.